Wesley Crusher
By Toivo Nikkala
Mommy’s little spaceman making the scene
A little cadet with big big dreams
But so annoying in that skin tight uniform
So bright and cloying
I just can’t take it anymore
Prancin’ around in a unitard
Tryin’ to act like Captain Picard
Why did you go there?
A normal uniform would have been just fine
Your flimsy dance wear
It really shows off your tight little mind
Wesley, wesley crusher
Did your mommy make that unitard?
Wesley, wesley crusher
Did your mommy make that u-ni-tard?
It tugs and stretches in every way
Even Data had to look away
It’s a playsuit
It’s a jumper
Is it bunchy?
It’s a romper
It’s a scrunchy
Little capelet
What you wearin’
Underneath it?
La la la la
Why wear a sweater, when I can wear a unitard?
La la la la
I feel much better, when I got a squeaky charm
Wesley, wesley crusher (crusher crusher crusher)
Did your mommy make that unitard?
Wesley, wesley crusher (crusher crusher crusher)
Did your mommy make that unitard?
Wesley, wesley crusher (crusher crusher crusher)
Did your mommy make that unitard?