Real I.D.
By Toivo Nikkala
Monday morning down at the dmv
Take my picture mister and upgrade me
To a Real id, real id,
Right behind me clutching her groceries
Does she have the money to pay the fee
For a Real id, real id
Real id, Real id
The day has finally come for me
Real id, real id
The only card I will ever need
Used to be a license to let you drive
Now they got a new one to stoke your pride
Real id, real id,
30 dollar upgrade identifies
I’m a wealthy wanker who loves to fly
Real id
Join the club if you pay the fee
Real id
One more layer of bureaucracy
Real id, Real ID
Real id, Real ID
Real id
Sets me apart from the peasantry
Real id
If ya wanna be a yanker just like me
Real id
Real id
There should be just one kind of license
There should be just one for everyone