The Delivery Guy

Here’s the song I wrote last week. I challenged myself to write lyrics, record a song, mix, and master it within a week. Here’s what that sounds like!

The Delivery Guy is available on all streaming services!

The Delivery Guy
By Kevin Andrew Hendrickson

What you want you’re never too shy to get
Gucci bag, pajamas and cigarettes
I ring the bell, and drop down the package
Through the glass, you’re watching the action
Your shopping eyes, your shopping eyes
They follow my every stride
Tip toe off the front porch 
Leave a note by the door
Signed
The Delivery Guy
The Delivery Guy

Your shopping cart’s been set on overdrive
I’m gonna have to say hands off the merchandise

At your door I struggle with a Chewy box
By the morning your hazel eyes are wrapping me up
You’re a vision in a pale yellow silk gown
I feel sorry for the mail and the milkman
Your shopping eyes, Your shopping eyes
They follow my every stride
Tip toe to the kitchen door
Coffee’s in the pot for
The Delivery Guy
The Delivery Guy

Will your shopping eyes ever be satisfied
Until you swallow up everything advertised?

Overstock, and something from Amazon
I couldn’t stop ‘til the other guy’s truck was gone
Driving south to the Washington border
I feel my eyes are starting to water
Your shopping eyes, your shopping eyes
They follow my every stride
We can never return this
Pay for the damage
Signed
The Delivery Guy
The Delivery Guy 

You’ll find another
We can never return this
Gotta pay the damage
Signed

Leave a tag by the front door
Leave a check for the damage
Too the damage
Now I’ll never undo all the damage
Signed
The Delivery Guy
The Delivery Guy